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Top Jokes to Get Your Friends Giggling

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Top Jokes to Get Your Friends Giggling

These top five jokes are bound to get your friends laughing. They probably wouldn’t be able to stop!

Here they are:

The Snail Joke

A guy sits at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail. He picks the snail up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door again. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says with an angry face: ‘What was that all about?’


The Bear Joke

Two campers walk through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears. The bear sees the campers and begins to head towards them. The first guy drops his backpack, takes out a pair of trainers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, “What are you doing? Trainers won’t help you outrun that bear.” So the first camper replied: “I don’t need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you!”


The Boy and the Barber Joke

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to another one of his customers, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.” The barber puts a pound in one hand and two pennies in the other, and then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the pennies and leaves. “What did I tell you?” says the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the pennies instead of the pound?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”


Late for Work

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8.30!” He replies, “Why? What happened at 8.30?”


The Three Men and the Genie Joke

Three guys are stranded on a desert island and they find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each ONE wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”


Which one did you think was the funniest? Let us know at: [email protected]

Written by: Mannie

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